Gene Simmons Family Jewels - Season #3

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KISSSYNOPSIS:
What do you get when you combine Gene Simmons, the tongue-wagging demon of KISS, with Shannon Tweed, a former Playmate Of The Year? How about a loving, caring family with two normal, well-adjusted children. This A&E series, Gene Simmons Family Jewels, is full of surprises as viewers see the other side of a rich and famous rock star's life. Gene and Shannon have been happily unmarried for over 25 years and have no plans to change that arrangement any time soon. Gene is a high-powered celebrity and a multi-media magnate, but he also takes Gatorade to his daughter Sophie's soccer games and sits in the front row when his son Nick's rock band performs. Tune in to see how the most non-traditional traditional family in America manages to make it work under the oddest of circumstances.

Episode Guide - Season 3

  1. Gene's Best Friend (March 11, 2008 - 10pm)
    Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene's impending lie detector test on the "Adam Carolla Show" as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing. To add more fuel to the fire, Gene's musical partner of 34 years, Paul Stanley, falls ill moments before taking the stage forcing Gene to decide if the band should play as a trio for the first time in their entire career.
    (Ratings Info - 2.1 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 1.1 rating])

  2. Liar, Liar, Tongue on Fire (March 11, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit. Once in New York, Gene's mom Florence forces him to see a series of specialists who uncover a serious condition that needs to be treated immediately.
    (Ratings Info - 2.1 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 1.0 rating])

  3. The Brutal Truth (March 18, 2008 - 10:00pm)
    Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up. Gene and Shannon appear on the Adam Carolla Show and answer all of the pressing questions and in a surprise turn of events, they swap places and Shannon gets strapped to the machine as well.
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  4. Before the Flood (March 25, 2008 - 10:00pm)
    About: Gene Simmons Family Jewels: Before the Flood Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the band Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs. Unfortunately, Shannon's "handyman" skills are not up to par, resulting in Gene's car breaking down in the desert and a faulty pipe bursting at home, flooding his office of priceless KISS collectables.
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  5. Knock, Knock Who's There? (March 25, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectables by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years. Will Gene get to Vegas in time and will the girls have his office back in shape before he comes home?
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  6. Swing Gene (April 1, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    As Shannon, Tracy and Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectables they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to rescue him from the desert -- Carrot Top. A packed house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene's arrival to witness his first solo performance ever.
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  7. Something's Fishy (April 8, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene's business trip to Seaworld turns into a family outing as Shannon, Tracy and Tracy's twin 4-year old sons' Jake and Hunter tag along. When a combination of food poisoning and Gene's poor driving put Shannon and Tracy down for the count it is up to Uncle Gene to take the twins to Seaworld for the day. Unfortunately, Gene takes two kids, but comes home with one.
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  8. Nail Me (April 15, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene is unable to remain a silent partner when he agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene's mess.
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  9. Shannon B. DeMille (April 22, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.
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  10. Lil' Gene (April 29, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene's "Money Bag" clothing line in stores nationwide.
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  11. Ladies of the Night (May 6, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend.
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  12. Sophie Couture (May 13, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution winds him up in jail. Meanwhile, Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her strutting the catwalk during L.A. Fashion Week.
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  13. Viewer Mail (May 20, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Gene and the family answer their fan's e-mail questions and give us a behind-the-scenes look at their favorite scenes featuring never-before-seen footage.
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  14. Mommy Makeover (June 3, 2008 - 10:30pm)
    Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on "Celebrity Apprentice."
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  15. Gene the Apprentice (June 15, 2008 - 9:00pm)
    Shannon and Tracy end up getting many more procedures done than originally planned. While Gene is away in NY competing on Celebrity Apprentice they race to heal before he comes home. Meanwhile, Sophie and her cousin Emily decide to hire a nurse to take care of their moms and get much more than they bargained for.
    (Ratings Info - 1.18 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 0.7 rating])

  16. Gene's Ego Trip (June 15, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Fed up with Gene extolling his own virtues, Shannon and Tracy team up with Jeff Ross to plan a Roast for him. Will his ego survive?
    (Ratings Info - 1.38 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 0.7 rating])

  17. The Gene Simmons Roast (June 15, 2008 - 10:00pm)
    Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends, including Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Paul Rodriguez, Ralphie May, Carrot Top and special guest Andrew Dice Clay to destroy Gene's ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol' Gene.
    (Ratings Info - 1.63 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 0.9 rating])

  18. Shannon to the Rescue (June 22, 2008 - 9:00pm)
    Fearing Tracy has run off to Hawaii to elope with her new man, Shannon drags Gene along hoping his well known views on marriage and commitment will convince them to do otherwise. Unfortunately for Shannon, Gene takes an instant liking to Tracy's boyfriend and now Shannon has two relationships to contend with.
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  19. Homeymoon at Last (June 22, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have.
    (Ratings Info - [18-49 Demo: 1.0 rating])

  20. Power Outage (June 29, 2008 - 9:00pm)
    Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene returns home only to be reminded he must babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.
    (Ratings Info - 1.15 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 0.6 rating])

  21. Nick after Dark (June 29, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Follow Nick's harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car... which just got towed!
    (Ratings Info - 1.50 million viewers, [18-49 Demo: 0.8 rating])

  22. South Of the Border (July 13, 2008 - 9:00pm)
    With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways.
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  23. Happy Birthday...to Whom? (July 20, 2008 - 9:00pm)
    Shannon and Tracy attend a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend only to realize they have no idea who she is.
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  24. Raw & Uncut (July 20, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    So much footage, so little time. Join the family as they present an entire episode of never-before-seen footage including complete stories and deleted scenes.
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  25. X-Gene (July 27, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Gene courts a bizarre assortment of pro-riders in an attempt to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard apparel line.
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  26. Homesick (August 3, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants.
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  27. Fan Favorites (August 10, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    The team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh look at their all-time favorite episodes.
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  28. GeneHarmony (August 17, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Gene attempts to find "nice guys" for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.
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  29. Gene Down Under (August 24, 2008 - 9:30pm)
    Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment.
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